Friday 28 September 2007


In Tepid today:
A Cheeky Tribute

Not much has been heard of the Cheeky Girls for an alarmingly long time now. Are they going solo? And if so, which of the identical twins will be most solo?

The natural conclusion is that the Cheeky Girls are about to mark the twilight of their career in the tradition of the great composers, such as Handel and Mozart. The Cheeky Girls Requiem, like other requiems, will be the choral celebration of a life. Undoubtedly in remembrance of a precocious sibling. But, the level of expectation is high for them to produce what should undoubtedly prove to be their crowning achievement.

However, the cocky auteurs will find themselves propitiously poised, as an adaptation of the Cheeky Song will prove. Thus, altering the tense will conjure:

We were the cheeky girls,
We were the cheeky girls,
You were the cheeky boys,
You were the cheeky boys etc.

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